- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Your gay

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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