- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Knock knock. Its open.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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