- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

I have a horse.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Im about to rewrite History....... History

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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