- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Whats funny? Your face.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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