did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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