women's rights

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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