A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How about that airline food?

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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