A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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