How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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