- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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