How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Sarah Palin.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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The WPGA tour

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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