Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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