Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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PENIS :)

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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This is not a joke.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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A van drives into a car.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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