- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why? Why not?

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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