how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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