- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.