Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

save me from the nothing ive become

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Racial Equality

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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