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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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