- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

roses are red violets should be purple

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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