how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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kieran is a homosexual

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Praise Paisley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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