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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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