What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

i dont fisish anythi

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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