- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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