- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What is 9+10? 19

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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