- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A dyslexic blind man

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