Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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