- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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