- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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