.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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I went to work today....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Anti Joke

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