- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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