- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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