- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Male leadership.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

penis

A seal walks into a club.

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