- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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