why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

guess what>? your mum lol

I went to work today....

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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