Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Hello.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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