- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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