- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

I just drank a cola.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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