A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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