- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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