Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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