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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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