Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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