- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Robin, get in the car!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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