- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

an ethopian thanksgiving

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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