- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

This isn't funny.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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