Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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