- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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