What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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