- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

i killed my family

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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