Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Balls

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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