- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

yolo your orange looks orange

Can anyone Lenin money?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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