- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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