- Anti Joke

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

So a horse walks into a barn.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family