- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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