- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I walk into a bar...

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

This is an anti- joke

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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