His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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