- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Not home.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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