Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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