wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man did not like this site

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