Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Women's rights.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

women's rights

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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