Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I named my son ps2 controller

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a black man? Rob

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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