Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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knock knock Goodbye

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Click here to end the world.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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i dont fisish anythi

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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