Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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whats long and black? a baton

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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