- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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