- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's long and black The unemployment line

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