- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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