- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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