- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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