Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Face...the other white meat!

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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