- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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