What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what is 3+3= 8

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Urban ghettos

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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