- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Brain fart

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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