- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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