- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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