why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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