He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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HEY!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Women's Rights

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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12/23/2012

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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