Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

save me from the nothing ive become

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

if got a joke if fogot it

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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