- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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