Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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