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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your mother just died.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Sarah Palin.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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