- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What? Huh?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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