- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

j.p. is dumb

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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