Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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