- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

you give like i give lomain

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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