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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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