What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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