No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Kevin and Ramin

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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