- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Mooses

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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