What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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