what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What would u like to drink?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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