What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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