- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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