Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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