Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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