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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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