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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

2 black kids walk into school

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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