- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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