- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

how do you call someone? use a phone

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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