- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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