- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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