Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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