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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Please don't shoot me

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: