- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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