- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what do you call a black guy african american

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