What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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