- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??