- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Equal rights!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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