Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Mooses

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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