- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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